reina:

nhbhbvgvgbghhbh TURRRRRN!

(via gnarly)

baconsloth:

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

had the opportunity and fucking seized it

(via lesboflow)

scientifrick:

this just in facebook hiring carrots in an attempt to infiltrate us

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

(Source: divascreech, via asian)

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

(via jamesthekiddo)

celibacy:

Have you ever said so much bullshit you were actually shocked anyone believed you?

(via ant0rm)

lame-fallen-angel:

sAY NO MORE

bagmilk:

*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning

(Source: heteroh, via bullied)

thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

becuzbacon:

Tell it, Randy.

Randy said fuck your bullshit
prettyboyshyflizzy:

Someone had to tell him 😂
lindseybluth:

tlyudacris:

ahhhh yes. the rare drill bbird. look at its beautiful plumage and its drillhead. 

[BIRD INTENSIFIES]

sebastian-cock:

My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined

(via asian)

sickening-hurts:

dennys:

sprawlerr:

why does dennys have a tumblr

why do you

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(Source: rabbitling, via unescapable)